I love the Germans

Well, I suppose it's one way to make the Bible more relevant to young, er, readers. And pervy old men, who, let's face it, need the Bible too!

Seriously, it's probably got less blatant pandering than this "Bible" available at your local Christian store. "Hot beauty tip: Girls don't need to wear trashy makeup. The natural, virtuous glow that you'll get from loving Jesus is all you'll ever need to be truly beautiful!" (I'm paraphrasing. But not by much. I really wish I were kidding.)